Sunday, May 28, 2006

The Nuances of a Godly life

Do you believe in God ? Well whatever might be your answer to the question,do read on.
How did the whole hierarchy of Gods come together ?
Who decided that any particular individual would be a god ?
Was there politics involved ?
Were Shiva,Vishnu & Brahma the leaders of the coalition government ?
Who decided that Vayu, was the God of the Wind & Surya, the Sun God ?
Did the people actually believe in these leaders ?
Did a democracy exist or was it a totalitarian state (from the looks of it was the latter, coz this government still stands) ?
Did the Gods order Dronacharya to teach Ekalavya just coz he was ST rather than the Pandavas who were obviously OC or back then was there any reservation at all ?
Was Lord Krishna, a Pg 3 regular ?
Did Krishna & Sudhama own a chariot with a side carriage & sing, "Yeh dosti hum nahi chodenge" ?
Did the opposition of the Rakshasas actually win any seats in the House Of the Gods ?
Did Vishnu command the most powerful army in the world ? (The Narayani Sena)
Did Kings play the role of modern Sarpanches ?
Did Taxila & Nalanda universities have attendance compulsions ?
Did these places call for decent clothes ?
Did the students protest ?
Was Arjuna given the status of Tendulkar & Yudhishtir the place of Ganguly ?
Was chariot racing dominated by a certain German ?
Did the subjects allow plays hurting a religion's sentiments to be performed or were they met with oppostion like the Da Vinci Code ?
Did the students have 2 options after their primary education like either Advanced Weaponry or Kingdom Management ala the modern MS & MBA ?
Do I know the answers to all these questions ?
Does anyone know the answers to all these questions ?
DISCLAIMER: THIS WAS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION ABOUT WHAT WOULD LIFE IN THE ANCIENT WORLD BE LIKE. NO RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS WERE MEANT TO BE HURT.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude,that was one of the most insane things ive ever read,made me laugh though. i have to admit though i thought about some such weird questions myself:)
keep blogging my good friend!!!

Anonymous said...

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Velcro said...

dude!!!!!!!! awwwwwwwwwwwwsum post man! very very funny...clapped to some of them...including the chariot racing - german thing... nice juxtaposing man!!

And hope the gods wont take any offence for this.. :P

Nithya said...

u made me laugh
its cute
i dnt hav answers 2 any of ur questions

Anonymous said...

a very good post!!really admirable!
i think some of the questions here are themselves answers to the major questions haunting u(s).

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Anonymous said...

anna..true genius u r ..though its funny ..but i was seriously thinkin bout ya Qs bt cud nt find 1 n will neva find 1..cuz am goin to hell..hehe..blog on dude..

pEaCe...cnu

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