Ujjain gets rowdy

Sad scenes were experienced as the nation turned its gaze to the city of Ujjain in Madhya Pradesh. It started off as a tiff between the professors & the student union members. Inspite of the Police presence in the area, the students went on a rampage abusing & even manhandling the professors.
In this ruckus, Prof. Sabharwal,a man who had a history of bypass surgeries was hurled to the ground & fell unconscious. He was declared dead when he reached the hospital. A post mortem report two days later confirmed that he died because of an injury to his ribs which caused his lungs to choke. Two other professors were severely injured. All thanks to a few power thirsty students or hoolingans.
We speak so much in detail about how we should involve ourselves in shaping the future of our nation. Will we let such student politicians be the future of our country. I think we all know the answer to this.
No man has the right to take life.This is a typical example of how power cam hush up anything. The students responsible for this horrid happening are allegedly members of the ABVP which is part of the BJP which is the ruling party in the state. Though cases have been registered, nothing concrete has been done thus far.
Guys,seriously who are you kidding. Sit up take notice,all these evils in society can be eradicated only by us. It will take a helluva long time, but Rome wasn't built in a day !!

He made Pheking stylish

"Saleem Pheku" for the uninitiated is one of the main characters in the recent movie THE ANGREZ. Though the movie is pretty cheesy,it is funny as hell. Reasons:
1.Ismail Bhai getting frustrated because he was assaulted by two foreigners
2.Saleem Pheku,who is forever trying to tell people stories of his greatness & how he did superhuman things.
This gentleman owns a purple Bajaj Chetak with silver accesories & this scooter has disc brakes. He is seen wearing Ray Ban shades, a see through vest & a flaming red shirt which as expected is predominantly unbuttoned.
Here are a few of his famous dialogues -
Well here he's boasting about how Mallika Sherawat kissed him at some party at Taj Krishna..
Pheku:Kal kya hua maloom, main ek dawat ku gaya, Krishna Oberoi mein. Wahan jaake main manager logon ku hi-hello bolke poocha Blankit Hall kahan hai...
Kirak(another character): Blankit hall ??
Pheku:Haan re bai, Blankit hall(he meant banquet hall).
Bla Bla Bla
Pheku:Phir Mallika dikhi...
Others:Mallika ???
Pheku:aree MUDDER yaaro
Here they are planning to beat up the Angrez
Jahangir:Ismail bhai ek chai mangalu
Ismail bhai:haan
Jahangir:Aree lao ji 2 chai 2 biskit 2 samose 2 alu bhonde aur chai baaaaaaaaadme, jaldi lao ji pilaning ( planning ) chalri
Ismail bhai(frustrated):Tum logan Ismail bhai Ismail bhai bolke bambu ghusare re mereku (points to his rear)
In another place,Pheku goes around telling people how Ismail Bhai was beaten up. When apne Ismail bhai comes to know that Ruksana came to know about he being *bashed* by the firangis and the way he says
"AB RUKSANA KU BHI MALOOM HOGAYA" and his face expression becomes constipatedly funny.
These are just a few of their antics.The movie is super hilarious. It is meant for the true hyderabadi thought because I doubt if an outsider would actually understand the lingo and what was going on.
NOTE:THE SEQUEL IS ON ITS WAY